The Local Sheriff was Looking for a Deputy
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.
“Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?”
“11″ he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right.”
“What two days of [...]
Little Johnny kept disrupting
Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly
letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she
insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little
Johnny said, “I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I’m
very proud of that fact.”
The teacher says, “If I show you I can [...]
Combining Flipper and Jaws
Q: What do you get when you cross Flipper (a dolphin TV Star) with Jaws (shark from the movie Jaws)?
Ans: A fish that will bite you in half then save you from drowning.