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Tag Archives: Funny

Funny Accidents

A Wife was Begining to Worry……….

A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage. Her friend gave her some advice that always worked...

A Wife Decides to Take Her Husband

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doin’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh, no,” says John. “He’s...

Love Quotes

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonnette I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me. Henry...

Little Johnny kept disrupting

Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, “I do it because I can do...